Friday, January 31, 2014

How to act in public

I have been known to act like a dick in public and to be loud and obnoxious, but then I grew up and stopped drinking until I barfed and I learned how to act in public. Last night I witnessed, not just one and not just two people acting like total assholes, but a whole concert arena full of dipshits and douche-bags. So for you people, here is a list of Do's and Dont's
Do's
1) If you are in public and you are feeling really lovey dovey and you want to show your partner how much you really dig them today then by all means do that. Hug them, kiss them and hold hands. 
Don't
Don't stand there and almost make a damn baby in a crowd full of people; nobody wants to see that shit! What the hell is wrong with you? (especially if you don't know how to kiss--then just stop!)
This is not Ok.
Do's
2) If you are hanging with your girls or your Bro's or even the girls with the GBF then by all means have a drink or even two and just enjoy your evening, That is what going out is for. You might get a little tipsy and giggle a lot but that's ok; we have all been there and we totally understand.

Don't
Get totally wasted to the point where you are stumbling and acting like a total jackass by crying, laughing really loud, or making a scene with your boyfriend when he tried to hold your hand.

Do's
3) If you are hanging out with said friends and you want to comment on the concert and how you love this song, then by all means do it.
Don't
Shut your damn cakehole when the damn music everybody paid money to hear, is playing you inconsiderate ass; nobody cares how you feel or what this song reminds you of or who you are currently sleeping with. And, if somebody turns around and tells you in two different languages to shut the eft up, then just do it and don't give the evil eye or act like you didn't understand.

 Do's
4) Dress the way that makes you feel comfortable
Don't
Please pass a damn mirror before you leave the house. Seriously, have you never heard of Pinterest?
Nobody needs to see jammies, sweatpants or your asscrack. If you enter a building, take your damn hat off and pull your damn pants up.
The way you dress shows whether or not you care or like yourself, so if you dress like a slob don't be surprised when people treat you like one.

Do's

5) Take pictures at the concert. I know I did.

Don't
This is not ok!!!
Not only can you not see anything but somebody else's phone, but it is bright as hell!

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