Friday, October 19, 2012

Kick Life Back in the Gonads

Have you ever noticed that when shitty things happen it usually happens in threes? You are running late and hit your elbow on the door jamb while trying to put on your jacket.  You jump in the car and hit every red light on the way to where you are going and then when you are finally sitting where you need to be, you glance down and realize that you are wearing one blue and one black sock. That is, of course, just something harmless that will not really stop you in stride but sometimes life just hands you a situation where you think to yourself  "Seriously"? You just never know where the next lesson is, waiting to jump out and smack you.
Whenever you think, "Yeah, I got this!", life hauls off and bitch-slaps you right in the face.
It's okay though, I guess; it is true that whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and you will get through it stronger and more independent but jeez......enough already!
So here is what  learned:
People can, and will, lie to your face.
Blood is thicker than water.
People make dumb-ass choices everyday.
Cheaters never prosper.
In a crisis, family sticks together.
Privacy is worth fighting for.
Re-inventing yourself is hard.
Sleep training  a baby is hard and heart-breaking.
Friends are awesome.
You get back three times what you dish out.

So, now that I got that off my bodacious tata's, I will get back to crafting, sewing, cooking, cleaning, and laundry! Yes, I am doing that all at once; remember I have ADD.

Maybe I should get one of these.

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